A Day For Everyone To Pretend They're Irish
Today I discovered that yesterday was St. Patrick's Day, much to my surprise. I had not been informed prior of this, so I indeed missed the entirety of it. Though I think in the end I had something green to contribute to this annual tradition. Not that I had green on me, but
in me. At least, I'm certain there's some part of my viscera that's a got a greenish tint to it.
However I'm not about to let anyone say: "Oh yeah? Prove it." Why, you ask? Well, mostly because my Time-Life book series
Home Surgery Made Easy is on loan to a friend. And I don't want to ask for my Volume 5 back in the middle of an important armchair gall bladder operation.
Bonus points to anyone who knows the cartoon reference to that one.
Today's Lesson: a cat performing a flying leap onto your stomach is not the best way to wake up in the morning.
posted by Phillip at 7:06 AM