A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

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Friday, March 18, 2005
 
A Day For Everyone To Pretend They're Irish

Today I discovered that yesterday was St. Patrick's Day, much to my surprise. I had not been informed prior of this, so I indeed missed the entirety of it. Though I think in the end I had something green to contribute to this annual tradition. Not that I had green on me, but in me. At least, I'm certain there's some part of my viscera that's a got a greenish tint to it.

However I'm not about to let anyone say: "Oh yeah? Prove it." Why, you ask? Well, mostly because my Time-Life book series Home Surgery Made Easy is on loan to a friend. And I don't want to ask for my Volume 5 back in the middle of an important armchair gall bladder operation.

Bonus points to anyone who knows the cartoon reference to that one.

Today's Lesson: a cat performing a flying leap onto your stomach is not the best way to wake up in the morning.